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More North Korea jokes courtesy of Nambuk Story via Ask a Korean:
A North Korean farmer caught a fish in a river. He returned home happily and told his wife:
"Look! We can have fried fish tonight!"
"But we have no oil."
"Then we can have steamed fish."
"We have no pot!"
"Then broiled fish?"
"We have no wood."
"Sashimi?"
"We have no knife either."
The farmer angrily went back to the river and tossed the fish back in the river. The fish made a circle in the water, stuck out its head, raised its right fin and exclaimed:
"All hail The Dear Leader!"
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A leftist agitator from South Korea visited North Korea. To welcome him, there was a grand feast at Pyongyang Mokran-gwan. The feast had an amazing selection of rare food and drinks: roasted eel, a whole roasted calf, ginseng liqueur...
The agitator was impressed and said: "I am very surprised. I have never seen this kind of feast."
The North Korean representative, in a quivering voice, replied: "Same here. Thank you so much, comrade. We will never forget this."
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A teacher of a North Korea elementary school took her class to the field trip to a farm, and saw a rabbit. The children who grew up in the city have never seen a rabbit before.
The teacher asked: "Does anyone know what this is?" No child knew. She gave a hint: "This is something you hear about it all the time from the stories you read and the songs you learn in school. It is on television a lot, too."
A child, after much thought, proudly replied: "Oh, I see. This is General Kim Jong-Il."
