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This is a simple copy and paste from KCNA. It's for real. You couldn't make this up. So, if you want to get your fangs strong and activate some cerebration, you know what to do.
| Popular Chewing Gem |
| Pyongyang, April 22 (KCNA) -- Unbangul-trademarked chewing gem is popular among Korean people.It, produced by the Pyongyang Chewing Gum Factory, divides into scores of varieties, including peppermint, grape and strawberry gems.Ho Yon Hui, a teacher of the Changgwang Kindergarten in Pyongyang, told KCNA that the gem makes the gums and fangs strong, removes the tartar and halitosis, and prevents caries of the teeth.
Hong Jong Suk, a 48-year-old woman living in Mangyongdae District, Pyongyang, said that it activates cerebration and promotes digestion and absorption of food. Editor's caution: But what happens if someone with strong fangs ready for cerebration meets someone chomping on the new Viagra gum? |
