In honor of the great leader’s recent wedding announcement, here’s a tribute to the young couple in the spirit of another great leader, David Letterman.
Top 10 signs you might be married to Kim Jong Un
10. Your honeymoon took place at a nearby funpark.
9. Your wedding registry consisted entirely of requests for foreign currency.
8. The reception included a four course meal… All cake.
7. Your maid of honor was Jang Sung-taek
6. Your husband has a strange fascination with Mickey Mouse.
5. Rather than an overbearing mother-in-law, it’s your father-in-law that always seems to be the center of attention.
4. Your husband kidnapped Eric Clapton to play at your wedding.
3. All of your wedding vows somehow incorporated destroying the Lee Myung Bak traitors.
2. The only “illicit” activities on your wedding night consisted of smuggled missiles and supernotes.
1. The rice thrown at your wedding was conditional upon an immediate suspension of your uranium enrichment program.
We’d love to hear from you on this too. Please submit other potential signs in the comments below.